Attraction Secret #94: How To Make Women Laugh Uncontrollably
If you can make a girl laugh, she’s going to be quickly interested in you no matter what. It will also win over the rest of the members in their group. Being funny causes people to laugh and laughing releases special chemicals in the body that make a person feel good. If you can make her laugh, she will want you around.
Most people who aren’t naturally funny think its impossible to become funny, but this just isn’t true. With the right teacher and a little practice, anyone can learn to be funny.
Attraction Humor Tactic One* Making Ridiculous Statements
All making ridiculous statements means is saying things that obviously aren’t true, but making sure they are funny at the same time. The secret to making these types of statements is to be specific about them. The more specific you are, the funnier the statement is even is everyone knows it isn’t true. Here’s an example or two:
“Oh my God I’m so excited, I finally got my pet polar bear in the mail.”
“The capital of France is Jupiter.”
“I just got back from a trip to Australia. Its amazing, they call oral sex “going up” down there!”
The best thing about making ridiculous statements is that you usually don’t have to memorize any of them, they’re easy to make up. Also, if you ever stutter or screw up a story, just go with it like you meant to do it!
Attraction Humor Tactic Two* Self-Deprecation
A normal dude usually tries to seem as cool as he can by bragging about his money, looks, body, car, relationships, job or whatever. You want to do the exact opposite, just make sure the girl understands you’re joking. For instance:
Tell her living in your parents basement is really pretty exciting.
Tell her you’re a virgin and you’ve never met a girl before.
Remember to make it obvious you are kidding, but never say “just kidding”. This is a sign of weakness. Stick with statements that anyone who didn’t know you would not believe.
Attraction Humor Tactic Three* Misinterpreting Statements or Questions
I love this dating technique! It really cracks girls up too. Since bars and clubs are super loud, all you have to do is act like you misheard the girl and answers questions or statements that she didn’t make. Example:
Hot Girl: “Where are you from?”
You: “Oh no, no more drinks for me, cupcake. Thanks, though.”
I soon realized that this attraction technique works even better in quiet bars. You’ll get some great laughs if you do this in quiet bars, just make it so they know you’re joking.
Even better, some nights I like to go out and just misinterpret almost everything some girl says! Up to a point. Here are a couple more examples.
Hot Girl: “Hey there, do you have the time?”
You: “Oh my God, are you seriously going to hit on me like this before you even know my name?”
Or…
Hot Girl: “I was born in Chicago.”
You: “Oh my God, are you seriously going to hit on me like this before you even know my name?”
Now, when you’re out practicing this misinterpretation attraction technique be sure that your misinterpretation always makes you look good! A good rule of thumb is to constantly assume she is asking for your number, hitting on you or wanting to buy you a drink.
This is like the opposite of Attraction Humor Secret #1 – Self-Deprecation. These 3 attraction techniques are very similar, so the moment you get good with one of them, the other two should be easy. Just be sure to practice, practice, practice. You’ll be funny eventually as long as you keep practicing and never give up. Give it a good month of practice.
About the Author
Hunter Riley is a “dating coach” specializing in social dynamics and psychology. If you would like to learn a step by step technique that will let you attract any woman in 5 minutes or less please visit his website now at: http://www.fiveminuteattraction.com
If you would like to learn how to lose your fear of approaching women in less than 30 days, please visit his website by clicking here: Destroy Your Approach Anxiety.
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