Talent contests: It’s a showbusiness jungle out there
It’s 8am in the lobby of the Hammersmith Novotel, and three transvestite grannies are sharing sofa space with a squawking parrot and a burly, middle-aged man bursting out of a Union Jack waistcoat and suit. A late arrival enquires: “Is this the Britain’s Got Talent auditions?” – a question which, in the circumstances, appears entirely superfluous.
Amber Nicole Welch Performs Sweet Dreams
